Hi, I'm Willy Who... orders pizza at the drive-thru, then backs up the line waiting for them to bake it... who drives a Hummer and complains about gas prices... who asks trivia questions but doesn't know the answer myself. You know me: I'm that guy.
I'm your neighbor. I'm your friend. I'm your co-worker. I'm your relative. I'm a complete stranger. I'm the clueless doof that you encounter on a daily basis.